Thursday, October 27, 2005

...But Mostly Pampered Chef

These things are overrated:

Photo Studios
Gouchos
Churches
The Military
Home Videos Of You And Your Partner
Gwen Stefani
Bulemia
Camera Phones
Pampered Chef
That Damn Peacock Ponytail Thing That Everyone Does To Their Hair
Flavored Water
The Chicken Dance
Pink
Hurrican Relief Efforts
Owning A Home
High Heels

12 comments:

Tam said...

Its strange to me because I love Capris but, I don't know. I just don't enjoy them.

Mr. Bebout said...

What about, well a lot of things.

Michelle said...

No, Pat. They just make you look like Clay Aiken in high heels.

Kristen said...

I think CSI is overrated.

Michelle said...

You should tell your kid that bulemia is overrated. We went through 3 bibs and a receiving blanket in 4 hours. You may want to think about a conversation with your cat, too. By the way, I think Simon is prison gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tam said...

I found an old home video and it was when I was much heavier. I wondered how I still had the skillz. It was nothing like they show on tv. I always say if you're a good dancer, you're good in bed so weight probably has nothing to do with it.

Tam said...

Tom- The green kool aid is my favorite. My aunt made the best when we were kids...it had half the sugar but tasted just as good. I didn't find out until I was in high school. Its good in punch too. So is vodka.

Tam said...

You know, Brian...I used to think you were a pretty nice guy- telling me how clean my hair smells and such. But between the "fucking Tam" "Stupid Tam" and the recent vodka comment, I'm not so sure anymore. Consider yourself banned from every smelling my hair again.

Tam said...

Alright, you're allowed near my locks again. But only if you buy me another Caribou Chai.

jessafran said...

what is the peacock pony tail thing?

and i love gouchos, heels, my camera phone, and the color pink.

Tam said...

Well just as long as you agree with the Pampered Chef, Jess. You know that ponytail. The one made popular by Cameron Diaz and Ashlee Simpson: high bang in front, ponytail in back. I don't like it, mostly because I'll never be able to pull it off. Now, if afros ever came back in....

jessafran said...

oh yeah, i hate those. not only because my hair would never do it but also because it reminds me of the pains and troubles i went to in jr high to have the perfect bang.

as for pampered chef, no clue. i've lived in my apartment for 5 months and have gone grocery shopping 3 times, so my kitchen is really just a cute coordinating accessory to me.

i would, though, kill for curly hair for like a day. it would be teased. and taunted. and photographed. then when the time and patience came for conditioner and a diffuser, i'd give it back.

A nanny since 1996, I'm tired of washing nipples that aren't mine.