Friday, June 29, 2007

I Did Jennifer Aniston

If you have had the longest week in history like I have, maybe you'll like THIS.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Post Connections

Along the same lines of Post Secret, my new obsession is the Missed Connections section on Craig's List.

Here's a few excerpts:

Jessica K at the GE trans. 10 years ago

I was visiting on a work trip and you made my visit worthwhile. I think you were there on a school project. We never spoke but we exchanged looks often. It would be nice to talk to you and recall that summer.

p.s. I was the hairy indian boy



Night Flights on Friday

I dont know if you will see this and even if you do whether you will respond. We were at Night Flights on Friday. You were obviously with hubby and I was with my wife, (I assume you knew that!) We never talked, we were bunched at the bar. You rubbed your as against me...I thought it was by mistake, so I had just enough beers and let my hand brush your ass. You did not stop me and for a few minutes you seemed to enjoy my hand ravaging your wonderful ass. You smiled over your shoulder as I left. Maybe you just liked the anonymous touching....maybe more? In any event...if you want...email me

It kind of reminds me of THIS post of mine awhile back.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Reason #54

Well, another reason why I'm Mother Of The Year. Britain fell asleep during lunch the other day. I can't blame her. Apparently, she's been walking around with pneumonia. HUH? Way to stay on top of that, Tam. Thankfully she's getting better. I love how her hand is still in the bowl. When I went to try and clean her off a little she put her hand up to her mouth and was sleep eating.

A nanny since 1996, I'm tired of washing nipples that aren't mine.