A nanny since 1996, I'm tired of washing nipples that aren't mine.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Why I'm Home Schooling Britain
I am sick from this take on Columbine released back in 2003. Please do not blame me if you watch it. Please do not show this with children in the room.
Dude, kids in Erie may get bored, but they'll never get this bored. Plus what with the whole $100 million dollar donation, can't all of your kids have private tutors and wear gold plated underwear?
hey, send her to Wattsburg: 1)She will be gone all day 2)Never gets homework (?) 3)Will see a report card like once a year (?) 4)haven't been to a parent/teacher conference in 3 years.
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Dude, kids in Erie may get bored, but they'll never get this bored. Plus what with the whole $100 million dollar donation, can't all of your kids have private tutors and wear gold plated underwear?
As if I'd stay in Erie all my life. And as if I'd really actually home school her. I can't WAIT for preschool!
hey, send her to Wattsburg:
1)She will be gone all day
2)Never gets homework (?)
3)Will see a report card like once a year (?)
4)haven't been to a parent/teacher conference in 3 years.
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