Tuesday, July 17, 2007

BB8 Is Full Of Big Dumb Animals

If you're watching Big Brother 8, you know of Kail. Kail is apparently RUNNING her entire town because she's a realtor. Umm, K. Not sure how many "sold" trailers it takes to become a millionare, but I think she's about 6 years away. She uses a bunch of horrible, mispronounced phrases like "scotch free" and "in like Flynt".

I'm going to make a list of others and see how many she uses this season, such as:
Buck Naked
Tommy Hilfinger
Jenuis. Just kidding.

11 comments:

Rachel said...

You sure she's not from Erie? I swear I've seen that biotch before... ;)

Anonymous said...

Giggle! I was involved with someone (millennia ago) who used the phrases "masculint" (presumably the fluff found in a jock's belly button) and "volumptuous" (which to me connotes a very sexy person of size, or maybe just a bedizend couch potato.)

I googled the etymology of "in like Flynn" and it seems to refer to either Error Flynn (probably due to his success with women) or a politician in NYC (but the consensus seems to be that it probably is the Error Flynn seduction success thing.) There was a 1967 spy spoof film starring James Coburn titled In Like Flint, which was a word play on the previous sense.

"Scotch free" just sounds like a liquor giveaway thing. :)Or maybe "the boys" hanging out when a guy is wearing a kilt? ("MacDougal! Close yer damn legs in tha' kilt! Yer scotch free, laddie!")

Okay, I apparently have too much time on my minds.

-Michael the silly.

Anonymous said...

You mean Errol Flynn, right? ;)

Anonymous said...

If I have to watch Amber burst into tears and tell the world how much she loves Anorexic Danielle and I'm A Wannabe Celebrity Dick one more time, I may just throw up.

Also, have you noticed how ENORMOUS Joe's nipples are????

Big Dumb Animals is right.

Tam said...

I messed up. I meant to write "BUTT naked". I hate when people say it, obviously so much that I couldn't even type it.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Emma. I meant Errol Flynn. (I mistyped it twice. What a putz!)

Error Flynn should have been Errol's bumbling brother.

Anonymous said...

I freaking LOVE these wackos this year. I am in a love/hate with Jen. What a freaking bitch! I love little eating-disorder Danielle, and her father (if he stays) will cause some great drama! So will the gay boys. Love them! Kail is a little bit of a weirdo. She does totally come off as a backwoods hillbilly, I don't see her as well-off. And if Ambber cries one more time it's going to make me kill her.
And is it just me or did Jameka (?) say her first words last night? I swear she said something & I was like "where did youcome from? Have you been here all along?" Talk about flying under the radar!

Anonymous said...

Yes she did, Carmen. And one of the brawny dudes said the exact same thing. "so you CAN speak!"

It is hilarious how messed up they are, and yes, Jen is a total crazy bitch. It's awesome, like watching a car accident in slow motion.

Tam said...

Jen talks like she's eating her face.

"That's like seriously the worst photo I could have possibly taken and they put it up!"

Anonymous said...

Who cries over a fucking picture on a wall???? If I were BB I would show it all the time just to piss her off. Does she thinks it looks worse than her fliting around in her creepy unitard?
"Just what I wanted!"
Because you knew it was up for grabs hidden in that wrapped box? Gee, I really want a red unitard, I sure hope there's one in one of those boxes!

MrsTito said...

Jen won POV and Dick says he'll put Mike up. I hope that Mike goes, because I could care less about him (and Jameka and the other floaters whose names I don't know yet). At least Kail says and does dumb stuff to keep us entertained.

A nanny since 1996, I'm tired of washing nipples that aren't mine.