when i get cold and my nipples get hard, it looks like there are goosebumps on my nipple. do i have deformed nipples?
i also have an inch and a half long nipple hair on my left nipple. there are only 3 other hairs on both nipples, but that one is by far the longest. i wonder if there is a guiness world record for longest nipple hair. i think i'd be that record holder.
Oh, come on, grow a pair Tam. You're not hardcore* until you go outside in a T-shirt, pajama pants and slippers, and use a broom** to brush off your car.
*Fucking stupid **If anyone saw me, the combined will have sealed my fate as Weird Neighbor
Ron R: I think the goosebump thing is normal. But really, what is normal?
Hairy nipple is such a guy thing. Why do guys have hair on their nipples? What purpose? It's not as if there is enough hair there to keep them warm.
Ron A: You really believe that your neighbors don't ALREADY think of you as the Wierd Neighbor? How much would you have to shell out for a damn snowbrush, really?
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when i get cold and my nipples get hard, it looks like there are goosebumps on my nipple. do i have deformed nipples?
i also have an inch and a half long nipple hair on my left nipple. there are only 3 other hairs on both nipples, but that one is by far the longest. i wonder if there is a guiness world record for longest nipple hair. i think i'd be that record holder.
Oh, come on, grow a pair Tam. You're not hardcore* until you go outside in a T-shirt, pajama pants and slippers, and use a broom** to brush off your car.
*Fucking stupid
**If anyone saw me, the combined will have sealed my fate as Weird Neighbor
Ron R:
I think the goosebump thing is normal. But really, what is normal?
Hairy nipple is such a guy thing. Why do guys have hair on their nipples? What purpose? It's not as if there is enough hair there to keep them warm.
Ron A: You really believe that your neighbors don't ALREADY think of you as the Wierd Neighbor? How much would you have to shell out for a damn snowbrush, really?
*grabs tit*
Not so cold, really.
Mike, my crotch really isn't that cold... ;)
I just saw the news about the giant pile up in Erie. Stay safe!!!
Eden, I was going to reference you and I forgot!!
So Lindsay Lohan must not be a Christian since she apparently has a "fire crotch" according to E! News Daily.
tits are overrated
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