Cream Filled Twinkies

I was making cookies and cleaning my disgusting bathroom today because I was stuck inside without a car. My transmission finally just shifted it's last shift on Wednesday. And for only around $750, you can have a used one put in too! On top of that, it needs inspected. Matt won't let me take up hooking, so I don't know where in the hell I'm going to get the money.

It's so funny how bored I get just hanging out at home. Brit's fun most of the time and keeps me quite entertained. But unfortunately, she is just like me in the cabin fever department and by the end of the night, we were both climbing the walls. Thankfully, my sister Michelle and her gal pal, Lori came over and kept us company.

While looking through some of the cookbooks I have, (Shut up. Yes I have cookbooks.) we realized some of the recipe names could easily be found in the porn department at Videos R Us. Some are stretching it of course and only a dirty minded person would think so, but some! Some are outright raunchy.

Here are some of the MANY I noticed:

Dot's Ice Box Pickles
Carla's Corn Pudding
My Mom's Mouthwatering Meatballs
Corn Stuffing Balls
Mom's Munch Mix
Taco Dip
Taco Ring
Angel Biscuits
Mom's Braided Bread
Quick Rolls
Anita's Puffy Baked French Pancake
Maple Nut Treat
Sally's Awesome Overnight Applesauce- you can't make this shit up!
4 Layer Delight
Aunt Emily's Buttermilk Cookies
Blueberry Dump Cake
Bob's Banana Bread
Cream Puff Dessert
Gramma Mary's Apple Pie
Grandma's Heavenly Ho-Ho's
Mom's Donut Holes
My Mom's Chocolate Cake
Mondo Muffin
Raw Apple Cake
Three Sisters Pie
Dean's Sweet And Sour Beef
Gram's Gooey Corn
Nan's Zucchini Supreme
Big Banana Muffins
Hot Chipped Beef Dip
Hot Rueben Dip
Noel Nectar
Cherries In The Snow
Moist Apple Stuffing
Sour Cream Muffins

So, you're either hungry or turned on? Unless you're Ray. Then you're both.