Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Cause Of Death: Cocoa Beans

Can you die from too much chocolate? What? NO, I didn't just eat a spoon full of Betty Crocker chocoalte fudge icing! I'm not talking about an allergic reaction or choking on an M&M. I mean, can your body shut down if there is too much chocolate in your system? If its possible, and you CAN, in fact, die from too much chocolate goodness, then today is my day.

I leave my dolphin collection to you, Kristen. I know you prefer unicorns, but it will have to do.

Matt, you can have my car. Its on its last leg, but good memories, huh? And my slippers. Unfortunately, I don't have a secret porn collection or anything but I do have a pile of hair behind the mirror from when I clean out my brush. And of course I leave you everything in the house as well, but you might have to fight a few people for Britain.

9 comments:

Tam said...

I just thought of something! Wouldn't it be scary if I actually DID die today?

Kristen said...

Scary? That would entail one of us caring you had died.

How much chocolate did you eat and what kind? Brand matters Tam.

Tam said...

Various types...all day long. Almost everything I had today had some type of chocolate in it. I CAN'T STOP! Hersheys to Harry and Davids's...I've sampled them all.

Kristen said...

Quickly, eat some peanutbutter to counteract the chocolate!

Kristen said...

Are you alive?

Kristen said...

I want the hair! And the always smelling good bathroom thing. I don't know how she does it, but her bathroom always smells good. Once, I shat on a dead hooker in the bathroom and it still smelled like spring breezes and lavender.

Kristen said...

Yes Amy, but think about the white slave trade money you could make off of her. The girl has eyes the size of her head!

Kristen said...

Christie who?

Kristen said...

Well I guess the Christie I'm thinking of has regular sized eyes - or at least I never noticed that they were unusally large or "Amy Eyes" as I like to call them.

A nanny since 1996, I'm tired of washing nipples that aren't mine.