So there's this kitten named Cy. He only had one day to live. You know what he chose to do? Hang out on this dirty blanket. If I only had one day to live, I wouldn't just be chillin' in Oregon somewhere. They are saying this is all authentic and such but don't kittens have their eyes closed for at least a few days? Just a thought.
And could we get a better name? Cmon, one of you has to come up with something a little more creative. What would you have named the noseless wonder?
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They just took that picture off of Yahoo News Pictures and now you have to put it blown up on your blog!? That's so disgusting!
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i would name it "lucky," or perhaps aloyisius mcdrunkowicz. no never mind that last one, thats actually now how i refer to myself, in the third person, but only while at home, on friday nights/sat am, at 3:07, after 1 miller lite, 2 stella artoises, and 3 glenfiddich and waters on the rocks.
maybe i'd name it "this cat!!"--as in, what has 1 eye, no nose, and a 23 hour shelf-life?
or god's mulligan? mother nature's do-over?
maybe its intelligent disign that it doesnt have a nose, as we are all too familiar with the ammoniaic bouquet of a pussy that's not quite right.
i'm actually wearing a bag with eye/mouth holes in tribute to the oh-so-bad Unknown Comic-esque jokes popping into my head and onto your webspace, tam. i'm sorry. i'm off to top off my scotch now. good night.
i would name it "lucky," or perhaps aloyisius mcdrunkowicz. no never mind that last one, thats actually now how i refer to myself, in the third person, but only while at home, on friday nights/sat am, at 3:07, after 1 miller lite, 2 stella artoises, and 3 glenfiddich and waters on the rocks.
maybe i'd name it "this cat!!"--as in, what has 1 eye, no nose, and a 23 hour shelf-life?
or god's mulligan? mother nature's do-over?
maybe its intelligent disign that it doesnt have a nose, as we are all too familiar with the ammoniaic bouquet of a pussy that's not quite right.
i'm actually wearing a bag with eye/mouth holes in tribute to the oh-so-bad Unknown Comic-esque jokes popping into my head and onto your webspace, tam. i'm sorry. i'm off to top off my scotch now. good night.
awright. now i know i'm aloyisus mcdrunkowicz because i just posted that last comment twice. nomne of it was intentional, well baybe the first onem, but positively not the second. good night
Oh Ray...always good for a drunken laugh, misprints and all.
Michael, I actually like that. It was funny. You are funny Michael. I hope you feel validated now. I'm much friendlier than other unmentioned obnoxious bloggers.
Tam, you're the best. I don't care what anyone else says.
I would have named it "Ivan" or "Ilene" (Boy/Girl). Or maybe just "Uno" (For a boy or girl).
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