"Brit, you see this? You can have a helmet just like the girls!"
"Hel Moot!?"
"Yea, a helmet. You can show the girls when we get to work!"
"Mama?" (points over to the helmets) "Hel Moot?"
"Today we're going to learn a little phrase called 'double standard'."
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You're horrible. LoL.
Give me a ride in that thing sometime. That's hot! Not Paris-Hilton hot but Will-Smith-glory-shot hot.
I can't find the video online but this reminds me of the 1992 "Dieter" skit on SNL called "Love Werks." Jason Priestly was on a German Dadting Game, hosted by Dieter. He wants to say hello to his friend Helmut. "Hello Heeeel-moot." Hel = runs tongue over lips for L; Moot = airkiss.
"first I knock you to the ground...pee on you while chanting House on Fire...House on Fire...put it out. Then I force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out. Then you wake up in the morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop shoot."
I'm sure you'll still be a good mother to Britain with your brain damage and drooling...*sigh*
"MUZZAH!" That skit and whole show with Jason Priestly was one of the BEST ones I've seen. My fav was the New Kids Rap. WORD!
Kristen, just because you look good in even a lobster hat does not mean everyone should wear helmets!
Sweet wheels. If you bring it to Cleveland, we can hitch it to the back of the Echo for extra passenger space.
Just be careful with that thing. We had one and got rid of it because if the kid throws her weight around (even strapped in), it can really throw off the bikers balance. And it's a bitch on hills and since we live in Dixie "Heights" on the only hill in Florida, it didn't work too good.
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